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Our magic chicks laid magic jelly beans

Our magic chicks with the jelly bean seeds they grew was inspired by Meet The Dubiens. 

SEE BOTTOM FOR UPDATE

Today is the day the kids found their magic jelly beans in the chicks.  After we found them we planted them in our pots.  Now we wait to see if we have magic lollipops in the morning.

Big brother was so excited.  He said he would help little brother and plant his for him.

Little brother, my sick baby right now.  But he was happy to hold a chick.
UPDATE:  OUR MAGIC JELLY BEANS GREW LOLLIPOPS!  BIG BROTHER WAS SO EXCITED!!!
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Jaime

Hi! I am Jaime, mama to three high energy boys. With three boys, life never slows down, but I wouldn't have it any other way! We love creating, learning, and crafting together and we can turn anything into an adventure.

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